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Learn something new every day

A guy comes in and buys a single battery. Then he comes back in a few minutes later wanting a refund because it turns out his lamp is broken. I offer to test his old battery just to be sure, and he hands me two batteries.

I say, “you only bought one battery, did you need two?”

“Well I put the new one in but the lamp is still dead.”

“Sir, your device takes two batteries…. both of these are dead. You need to put in two new ones for the lamp to work.”

“Really? I thought the other one was just a spare, like a flashlight bulb! Well you learn something new every day.”

So I sold him another battery.

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